Literature
Revenge of the Fat Master
Lois Lane was a person who was never late. Never, ever, ever, ever was she late to her job at the Daily Planet. There were times she'd even skip breakfast to save time. As she headed down the sidewalk, her stomach grumbled loudly. This was one of those days where she felt like eating would slow her down. Still, her stomach wasn't ready to be quiet. Glancing at her watch, she saw that she had at least ten minutes until she needed to clock in. Looking around, she spotted the new buffet that had opened last week.
"Maybe I can get a bagel and a quick cup of
